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Troubled Youth
04:02
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we some OGs
drink beer, skip skool and smoke weed
fuck the police
just some crazy doped up white teens (x2)
i'm dropping acid in the back of class while taking a math test
i don't really know how or why but I miraculously passed it
later i'm smoking a joint in the bathroom with the janitor
telling him how last week I got a handjob from the guidence councelor
then i'm fingering this slut in study hall while writing on the wall
that if you're looking for a good time then give coach sanderson a call
i think her name was sofia but then again it might of been maria
but so many bitches are on doggy's dick that i really have no idea
find me in the girls locker room giving out free mamograms
I've been a freshman for so long but I really don't give a damn
the only thing that kept my attention was in my english class
and that's just because the teacher had a really nice ass
she comes up and asks me to solve a problem on the damn blackboard
i tell her that i can't because "you just gave me an erection you crazy whore!"
very funny jackass now quit fucking around and get off your ass
stand up in front of the class if you expect to pass
if you quit smoking all that grass you could answer the question you dumb fuck!
i told her "but I don't know the answer cunt what the fuck do you want?"
fine you little runt, i can see that you're ass is stumped
just meet me after school if you wanna get your dick sucked
we some OGs
drink beer, skip skool and smoke weed
fuck the police
just some crazy doped up white teens (x2)
now in science i got an F cuz for my project i cooked some meth
and in anatomy the only body part i could correctly name was the breast
i can't tell history from a historectomy
flunked health after i gave my teacher every known std including hiv
in art all i drew was dick and balls and that bitch confiscated them all
and she told me the pictures didn't look anything like mine at all
i sucked at baseball, football, basketball and track
the only reason i passed is because i found out my coach was selling crack
i couldn't keep track of my fucking homework
all the pages stuck together with bongwater and dick squirt
in drivers ed my instructer was found dead
with blunt force trauma to the back of his head
i don't know how to fucking parralell park
but he wouldn't stop yapping so i stopped his fucking heart
the only thing i learned is spanish was "bese mi culo"
"tu madre chupas mi fucking pene, bendejo"
Now Mr. Crone, this is your last warning
you've already been in my office seven times this morning and its not even noon
better change your attitude and you'd better do it real soon
or your ass will be sitting in summer school this time next june
you've been in 9th grade for three years now
maybe its time you just give up quit wasting our time and drop out
tell your mother i fucking hate her and i hope she kills herself
now what the fuck do have to fucking say for yourself?
BITCH, WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING TO?
I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THIS BULLSHIT FROM A SNOBBY FUCKING CUNT LIKE YOU!
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LICK MY ASSHOLE TOO
DON'T MAKE TAKE THIS GUN I BOUGHT AT LUNCH AND BUST A FUCKING CAP IN YOU
I'LL SEAL YOUR LIPS SHUT WITH SOME MOTHERFUCKING ELMER'S GLUE
STAPLE YOUR TITS TO THE DESK AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU
I'LL TAKE THAT COLLEGE DIPLOMA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
oh and by the way could you sign my hallpass?
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Piss In Yo Pants
02:39
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piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
i got me a girl yeah i call her mrs. pisses
when she hit the target man you know she never misses
always peeing your pants like its going out of style
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
it might be weird it first but it'll dry after awhile
i got another pair waiting for just such an occasion
but first i'll take some time out for a small celebration
i got pee pee in my pants so i do a little dance
i feel sorry for anybody who doesn't have the chance
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
everybody pees their pants its no big deal
i do it just because i like the way that it feels
don't worry so much about it just relax its cool
the best time do it when your in the swimming pool
don't be a fool and think you should be ashamed
all the cool kids be rocking a fresh piss stain
hell no it ain't lame to pee in your pants
still don't believe me? then go and give it chance!
just let loose until it fills up your shoes
it'll cure athletes foot and even the blues
it feels real good when its running down your leg
if you wanna be gangsta then listen to what i said
i said piss in your pants don't be a square
and if anybody says "hey look over there!
that kid just peed in there pants!"
say "damn right, don't like it kiss my ass!"
ain't nothing wrong with me i'm living the dream
i got ice on my fingers and piss in my jeans
so all the kids out there do what doggy do
throw your hands in the air and piss your pants too
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
piss in your pants
piss in piss in your pants
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Michael's Song
03:03
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do your fucking chores
quit whacking off in your room
your bedroom is musty and your sheets are real crusty
you ain't washed them since june
do your fucking chores
it's really not so bad
don't be so gross and smelly yo clothes stick to belly
and that's pretty fucking sad
you're mom and dad work over 10 hours a day
plus they got your little brother driving them insane
they try really hard to keep the whole house clean
keep food on the table and life serene
when you stop to think about it they don't ask much of you
just maybe wash a motherfucking dish or two
maybe pick up the living room and take out the trash
and here's a thought maybe do it without being asked
do your fucking chores
quit whacking off in your room
quit being antisocial or one day you'll go postal
just pick up a mop and broom
yeah, do your fucking chores
cuz it's the right thing to do
don't be so gross and lazy one day you'll thank me
when your wife doesn't bitch at you
see these are bad habits you're starting
always whacking off and farting
what you think's gonna happen when you get your own apartment?
you think hoes will wanna come over and hop on your dick?
they'll be like "let's get out of here this place smells like shit"
you should be pulling your weight around the motherfucking house
just randomly fold the laundry if you wanna freak them out
that would blow their mind like who is this kid?
oh shit did he just do what i think he did?
maybe we should start treating him like he was an equal
let him smoke and drink with us and hang out with our people
maybe we should even help him get his first car
do unto others son and you'll go really far
do it for them but mostly do it for you
live your life right and it will always come back to you
no one ever got anywhere by waiting for good things to come along
and while your on your grind you can listen to this song
it's called:
do your fucking chores
quit whacking off in your room
spend time with your folks cuz before you know it
it's just gonna be up to you
just do your fucking chores
quit thinking about yourself
the worlds much bigger than that cave that you live in
so if nothing else think about your health
do your fucking chores
make sure your bed is made
keep yo shit tidy and who knows it might be
just what gets you laid
do your fucking chores
it's really not so bad
don't be so cranky stop your wanking
and help out your mom and dad
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Smooth Doggy Breath Abilene, Texas
Whack ass rapper from Abilene, TX.
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